TC: And here we are, with my motherfuckin Tavbro, getting all set to open up the schav show
TC: That wicked soup is piping hot, all set up to motherfucking drop
TC: Like drop the beats if you know what i mean, can’t fucking see through this steam
TC: The mirthful messiah’s the cook in this joint, stirring up the brew to confuse and disjoint
TC: It ain’t no secret that it’s hard to see, what the man has planned for you and me
TC: But believe in this and it ain’t no mistruth, but the motherfuckin miracles are always uncouth
AT: Uncouth? Woah bro, I don’t mean to brag, I don’t mean to boast, but let’s pop open dat faygo and let it flow!
AT: Flow? Woah now, I think I’m gettin ahead, but lets slow these miracles down, like a fucky lazy river, it’s just keep dat same lil ole lazy flow, until we all gotta get up and get towed!
AT: Towed? Oh no! This joints goin down! Done drank all that faygo and the slimes goin down
AT: Tinkerbull growls not likin this language
AT: But me and Ruifio all but ignore it
AT: We gettin loose
AT: Aint no stoppin this
AT: Unless you got Terezi’s noose
AT: Get the fuck outta this town or you’ll have to answer to da Clown
AT: I’ve been practicin a bit, tryin to beat Dave and all, but its hard
AT: And hey yo man, we be two birds of a fetha
AT: Yeah we always gonna be togetha
TC: Shit you’re gonna trump that whacked out space monkey in no time with those strict motherfuckin beats, my brother.
AT: Aint nothin gonna pull these two bros appart
TC: And you better motherfuckin believe it!
AT: Stuck together like motherfuckin superglue
AT: We gonna take this world down
AT: Burn it to the ground
AT: With the Bard of Rage and this Angry Little Bull, shits goin down and then its adios! and out with da trash!
— adiosToreader [AT] laughs slightly, and smiles —
AT: Wanna hear another one, bro?
TC: You better motherfuckin believe I want to hear another one, Tavbro.
AT: Then you get watcha want
TC: Motherfuckin gets me feeling all light and jovial to hear you spin those sick fucking tapestries.
AT: No matter what they say
AT: Vriska a bitch
AT: And its gonna stay that way
AT: Want to make fun of lil Pupa Pan
AT: But didnt see her complainin when she got all light
AT: Pullin me up and kissin me hard
AT: Somethin tells me to kiss her back but I just cant
AT: For these legs dont work and man! Dont wanna get caught in that web
AT: For Id be deader than my damn legs
AT: Id rather kick it back with my bro
AT: Drinkin that Faygo
AT: Kickin back some pie
AT: Listenin to Karkat rant and watchin Equius dry
AT: Dat guys gonna need all the towels he can get
— terminallyCapricious [TC] had pulled a bottle of Faygo out to enjoy while his bro got his rap on, but he actually ended up spraying a mouthfull at the last couple lines. —
AT: For these rhymes are gonna make it as hot has the Alterian sun can get
AT: Nepeta’s gonna get her ship on
AT: Watchin Aradia get her black smooch on
AT: A question mark
AT: Hey whats goin on?
AT: Thought that Aradia was dead and gone
AT: This little dude might not be able to walk
AT: But he can do one thing
AT: And thats MAKE
AT: YOU
AT: DROP!
(and what’s really amazing is that Im a 13 year old girl and I’ve never rapped in my life! But, thanks to Gamz who let me post this MIRACLE!)
